MEMBERS CLUB - A Review

Four middle aged male strippers, long past their prime, are preparing to pack things up, following a string of disastrous performances, resulting in a lack of bookings.

However, when they get an invited to do a very special performance at a decrepit social club out in the countryside, offering them four times the going rate, things seem too good to be true.

But upon arrival, they discover gig was just a ruse to lure them there. And the coven of witches within, want their bodies for something far more diabolical than just dancing.

Not overly keen on being offered up as sacrifices to some ancient old witch, the group have to try and find a way to escape with all their parts intact. But the witches aren't playing “ball”...

A very silly, not to mention very British comedy horror, filled with slapstick gore and some hilariously inappropriate humour, that comes across as a bizarre cross between “The Full Monty” and “Black Sunday” (and yes, the film is that weird in places).

The film was obviously very low budget, but makes up for it with its sheer raucousness. I was also surprised to see cult genre regular Steve Oram (Sightseers) and character actor Alan Ford (Lock Stock, Cockneys Vs Zombies) appearing in guest roles, not to mention singer Peter Andre, in what is undoubtedly his most outrageous role to date.

So, if you like low budget, British comedy-horrors, you should definitely give this one a watch.

Watch the trailer on YouTube.

MEMBERS CLUB is available now on Digital Download.

 

Download the film from Amazon.co.uk

 

 

 

 

80s Adventure MONSTER SUMMER - Coming to Digital Outlets

Signature Entertainment is proud to present the upcoming 80s adventure MONSTER SUMMER, releasing on Digital Platforms 25 November.

When a great evil threatens a group of teens’ never-ending summer, they must band together with a grizzly detective in this 80s adventure throwback. 

When a mysterious force begins to disrupt their big summer fun, Noah and his friends team up with a retired police detective to embark on a monstrous adventure to save their island. 

Starring Lorraine Bracco (The Sopranos), Mel Gibson (Braveheart), Mason Thames (The Black Phone), Kevin James (Paul Blart: Mall Cop), Nora Zehetner (The Right Stuff) and Abby James Witherspoon (Hot Pursuit), Monster Summer is written by Bryan Schulz & Cornelius Uliano (The Peanuts Movie) and directed by David Henrie (This Is this Year).  

MONSTER SUMMER is available on Digital Platforms 25 November. Distributed by Signature Entertainment.

View the Trailer on YouTube.

Hammer Horror CAPTAIN KRONOS - On 4K UHD/BD

Hammer Films invites horror fans to experience an unparalleled celebration of the studio’s legendary legacy. The highly anticipated 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray release of a brand-new 4K restoration of CAPTAIN KRONOS VAMPIRE HUNTER, available for pre-order from Thursday 31st October, marking the cult classic’s 50th anniversary.

Hammer Films brings cult classic Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter back to life as the first stunning 4K restoration from the new Hammer team, under John Gore’s leadership. Written and directed by the legendary Brian Clemens (The Avengers, The Professionals) and originally released in 1974, this swashbuckling horror film has been meticulously restored from the original film negatives. 

It will be celebrating its 50th anniversary with a limited collector’s edition 5-disc set (2x UHD discs and 3x Blu-ray) enclosed within a high-end, leather-feel slipcase with debossed red foil titling. Available for pre-order on 31st October, the limited collector’s edition features:

- Three presentations of the film: UK Theatrical, US Theatrical and As-Filmed Versions
- Brand-new documentary on Brian Clemens’ life and work by Chris Chapman, featuring interviews with Brian’s colleagues, friends and family
- Brand-new introductions and commentary by Hammer icon and star Caroline Munro and Brian Clemens’ sons, Sam and George
- Previously unseen interviews with Brian Clemens and star Horst Janson
- Brand new artwork by world-renowned artist Graham Humphreys
- High-end collectible packaging featuring the 5 discs, a double-sided poster, art cards, new booklet on the making of this cult classic and 100-page comic featuring a reprint of the Kronos strips from the legendary 1970s magazine The House of Hammer

A film that has only grown in significance since its 1974 release, it mixes swashbuckling action with horror; a bold and innovative departure for Hammer and one that continues to inspire filmmakers today.

This release not only revives a Hammer classic but reaffirms the studio’s commitment to restoring its cinematic treasures for today’s horror enthusiasts and dedicated collectors worldwide.

It is the first 4K restoration from John Gore’s Hammer team and an essential collector’s edition that offers a deep dive into the film’s creation and legacy. With extensive bonus materials, including new rare interviews and archival commentaries, it offers fans an unprecedented look behind the scenes of one of Hammer’s most innovative films.

Pre-order the limited edition Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter 4K Ultra HD/Blu-ray from the 31st October at www.hammerfilms.com

Dark, dastardly horror #AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD - On Digital, November

From acclaimed director Marcus Dunstan (Saw IV, V, VI, 3D) and starring social media star JoJo Siwa, #AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD is a wickedly knowing gore-fest that brings the much-loved slashers of the ‘90s bang up to date with a group of social media obsessed students fighting for survival.  

Following its lauded world premiere at Tribeca Film Festival, the hair-raising horror is set to slay with its UK debut on digital from 18 November courtesy of 101 Films. 

It’s blood, guts, gore and more in this wickedly fun slasher with a tasty twist from Saw writer Marcus Dunstan. Sarah (Jade Pettyjohn) and her aspiring influencer friends spend the night in a holiday rental on their way to a music festival, but unbeknownst to them they’re being watched on hidden cameras

Their weekend of partying suddenly takes a disturbingly gruesome turn when an uninvited guest arrives with one mission in mind… to make these sinners pay for their wrongdoings.

One by one, they are hunted down. Alone and afraid, with no followers to save them, they are brutally bumped off at the hands of a masked murderer.

When a former friend’s (Jojo Siwa) dark past comes to light, can Sarah and her few remaining friends stop the crazed killer before they too meet their bloody demise? 

Make a date with your mates for sassy slasher #AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD – but beware of any unwanted guests!

Jade Pettyjohn (Little Fires Everywhere, Destroyer), JoJo Siwa (Dance Moms), Jennifer Ens (Chapelwaite), Justin Derickson (Monster High, The Midnight Club), Ali Fumiko Whitney (Find Me Falling) and Julian Haig (Riverdale) star. 

On Digital 18 November 2024

View the Trailer on YouTube.

Comedy-Horror IT'S JOHN - Available on YouTube

"IT'S JOHN", a found-footage comedy-horror film from writer-director Victor Hampson, is to be released online on the 31st October following a successful festival run. The core cast is made up of UK comedians and comedy performers Victor Hampson, Dillon Harris, Rebecca Tromans (Netflix) and Christian Jegard (BBC 3).

This no-budget indie movie follows a group of hapless amateur filmmakers who are trying to shoot their own fantasy movie. However, while filming overnight in a deserted forest, they discover an old illustrated children's book in the roots of a tree. It contains a strange warning about one of the characters within it: "Once you've seen John, he can see you. And he's coming to get you." The team soon realise that after seeing John’s picture in the book, he can come out of it…

“There have been a lot of horror films about ghosts or zombies, but not many where the villain is a watercolour illustration of an adult man dressed as a 1960s schoolboy. He wears little shorts which show off his knobbly knees, and you can’t say that about Ghostface or the Woman in Black. So, I hope people will watch this film based on the promise that there will at least be some villainous leg on show, if nothing else.” – Victor Hampson

“It’s John” has been included in a total of 16 film festivals so far (such as London's Funny Life Film Festival, America’s Fright Night Film Fest and Canada’s Couch Film Festival), and has won awards including Best Comedy, Best Writing, and Best Scare. The film has been praised for its effective mix of horror and humour, with genuine scares balanced with laugh-out-loud comedy.

The film is expected to be released on streaming services in early 2025, but will first be made available on YouTube so that anyone can see it for free. "IT'S JOHN" and the 20-minute spin-off "IT WAS JOHN" (starring Amber Doig-Thorne from “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey”) will both drop on the Oxar Productions YouTube channel on 31st October.

View the Trailer on YouTube.

View the full film "IT'S JOHN" on YouTube.

 

 

 

 

 

Bloody Thriller FORGIVE ME FATHER - Coming to Digital Outlets

Kaleidoscope Home Entertainment has announced the forthcoming release of the creepy crime thriller FORGIVE ME FATHER. Starring Tim Faraday, Bradley Turner, and Cindy Humphrey, the film will be available to own on digital from 4th November.

City Detective Taylor (Cindy Humphrey) is thrown into a race against time when a series of mutilated bodies are discovered in a quiet countryside mansion. 

Haunted by her own personal trauma, and with the clock ticking until the killer strikes again, Taylor must use all of her skills to uncover the motive behind the murders and save an innocent life. But delving deeper into the case, she discovers secrets that may lead to deadly consequences.
 
Written and directed by Fredi "Kruga" Nwaka, FORGIVE ME FATHER is a thrill ride dealing with religion, forgiveness, and cold, calculated murder.

View the Trailer on YouTube.

 

HAMMER: HEROES, LEGENDS AND MONSTERS Documentary on Sky Arts

Fans can immerse themselves in the history of Hammer Films this Halloween with the premiere of the highly anticipated documentary HAMMER: HEROES, LEGENDS AND MONSTERS on Sky Arts on Thursday 31st October at 9pm.

Produced by Deep Fusion Films in association with Hammer Films and narrated by celebrated actor Charles Dance OBE, the documentary offers exclusive insight into the figures who brought Hammer’s unique vision to life. With contributions from cinematic heavyweights Tim Burton, John Carpenter, Joe Dante and John Logan, alongside Hammer’s own beloved stars and experts, Hammer: Heroes, Legends and Monsters provides an unprecedented look into the world of Hammer.

John Gore, CEO and Chairman of Hammer Films, shares: “Hammer Films has always represented a unique family of talent both on screen and off and our mission today is to honour that legacy while looking to the future with new stories and cutting-edge restorations. This documentary celebrates the visionaries who made Hammer what it was, while recognising the passionate fans who have kept the brand alive. I’m thrilled to lead Hammer into its next chapter.”

HAMMER: HEROES, LEGENDS AND MONSTERS tracks Hammer Films’ journey from humble beginnings in London’s Regent Street to its iconic status in the horror genre, where its core legacy of gothic horror and psychological tension continues to inspire and entertain to this day.

It explores the influential figures - both on screen and behind the scenes - who formed a unique family within the studio and made Hammer a defining force in cinema, including stars like Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. Through a series of fateful turns, the film reveals how Hammer’s distinct visual style and storytelling continue to shape modern horror and inspire filmmakers around the world.

HAMMER: HEROES, LEGENDS AND MONSTERS will air on Sky Arts, Freeview Channel 36 and streaming service NOW on 31 October.