Monday, 14 October 2019

Mayhem Film Festival report 2019 - Scary Shorts

Following on from my reviews of the feature films on Day 3 of the Mayhem Festival, Saturday is also the day when they have their short films showcase.



THE DISTURBERS - Dir. Michael Vermaercke - Belgium - 1m35

Director Michael Vermaercke’s THE DISTURBERS kicked off the Scary Shorts section, with a very brief tale about a young couple who are returning home from a date late one evening. 

But, they don’t realise they are being stalked by a supernatural entity, because they’re too busy looking at their mobile phones.

A very apt first film, done in the style of one of those information films that cinemas put up, asking customers to turn their phones off before the film starts. 

This was a very short, short film at just 1m 35s long, which was a brief, but succinct, statement about the problem we have with society today.

Visit the directors website at...
http://michaelvermaercke.be


A LITTLE TASTE - Dir. Victor Català - Spain - 5m12

Director Victor Català’s A LITTLE TASTE was a creepy tale about a little girl, who appears to be being chased through a forest.

When she reaches a clearing, she finds another young girl alone on a see-saw, who asks if she would like to play with her. But although everything around her appears safe, nothing or nobody is as they appear…

Shot in rural Spain, the director made good use of the surroundings, creating a visually stunning piece with a brilliant double twist at the end.

You can find out more about the film here...


BILL - Dirs. Dan Gitsham & Sophie Mair - UK - 3m14

A lonely widow engages in a black magic ritual, hoping to bring her husband back from the dead. But although the spell works, it seems her husband is no longer the person she remembers.

At just over 3 minutes long, there isn’t an awful lot of plot to describe in this cautionary tale of being careful what you wish for. Which was rather reminiscent of a Tales from the Crypt story. 

But directors Dan Gitsham & Sophie Mair manage to successfully craft a spooky atmosphere and even work in a bit dark humour, which the audience enjoyed.

It’s worth mentioning that directors Dan and Sophie also produced the incredibly dark, short film “Ella”, which featured Anthony Stewart Head. Which is viewable on YouTube.

For more info about the directors and their films visit...


CREAKER - Dir. Vidar Aune - Norway - 4m

A brief but amusing tale about a young girl, who is woken one night by strange creaking noises, that appear to be coming from both inside and outside her room.

When she realises that there is someone, or something, in the room with her. Rather than panicking, she goes on the offensive, obviously having seen enough horror films to prepare her for such an eventuality.

But it seems she is in for a hell of a surprise.

Obviously set in what was meant to be the late 80s, judging by the posters on her wall. This was another crowd pleaser that had the audience in hysterics when the twist ending was revealed. 

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DEAD QUIET - Dir. Alex Withers - UK - 8m50

A very dark film, set in what appears to be a post-apocalyptic world. In which a lone survivor finds that it’s not so much the lack of technology he’s struggling to deal with. 

Instead, what is driving him to despair, is just how quiet everything is now there are no working vehicles, there's nothing to play music on and nobody to interact with.

An interesting idea, which looks at the effects of the collapse of civilisation from a very different perspective. Some of the cast and crew were actually in attendance at teh screening, whch again was well received by the audience.

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EL CUENTO (The Story) - Dirs. Lucas Paulino & Ángel Torres - Spain - 9m40

A couple of children, living in an upstairs flat, like to be mean and tease the old woman who lives in the flat across the road to them through their window, who they refer to as a witch.

But after sending them to bed, the mother comes into their room and tells them a tale about the pitfalls of mocking witches, and the two come to realise they may soon regret their actions.

An effective ghostly short, this was apparently based on an old folktale about what happened to children who were mean to the local witch, but updated to a modern day setting

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FROST BITE - Dir. Andrew Hunt - US - 10m2

Set against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse, a young girl trudges through the snow in the backwoods of Minnesotta during the middle of winter, leading a zombie in a firefighters uniform along with her.

Avoiding military units and braving the harsh weather, the reason for her wanting this zombie to follow her isn’t explained until right to the very end where we discover that blood is thicker than ice.

An interesting premise, with good zombie effects, which also makes good use of its isolated location.

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IT’S NOT CUSTARD - Dir. Kate McCoid - UK - 6m24

One of the weirder films in the scary shorts section, a young teenage girl suffers relentless bullying from the kids at school, and from her older sister, because of her chronic acne.

Her fortunes take a dramatic turn though, when her wish for the bullying to stop is granted and her spots miraculously disappear one morning and her tormentors finally leave her alone. But then something very strange happens to her bedroom walls….

A rather troubling, though darkly comical, short film dealing with the subject of bullying in which it be truly said everyone gets their “Just deserts” at the end. 

You can actulally watch the entire short film online here... https://vimeo.com/351148240

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LIMBUS - Dir. Sekander Sharifi - Germany - 3m

Another short, short film in which a chap hiking through the woods in rural Germany, inadvertently stumbles across, what looks like, a murder scene.

Seeing a man brandishing spade next to several dead bodies, which are piled up next to an open grave, it seems all too obvious what’s going on and the hiker decides to take off, with the man chasing after him.

But as the would-be victim is soon to discover, all may not be as it seemed.

A really funny short story, which again had the audience laughing out loud, which goes to prove it’s never wise to jump to conclusions. 


NOM - Dir. Angel Hernandez Suarez - Spain - 10m25

An aging cycling enthusiast, who enjoys riding through the mountains of Spain, seems he has an ulterior motive for cycling round such remote areas and a novel way of keeping agile.

An interesting twist on the old vampire tale which makes good use of its scenic locations.

Can’t seem to find much on the director, other than he directed another short horror film called Fingulus back in 2018.

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 ONE LAST MEAL - Dir. Jill Gevargizian - US - 11m

A convicted multiple murderer on death row is asked what he wants for his last meal. 

But when he says he wants human flesh, the warden and guard captain find themselves torn between honouring his last wishes, as per tradition, doing the unthinkable.

Filmed in what was obviously an abandoned prison, this was a deeply dark tale with a healthy dose of dark humour and an ironic twist at the end, when the convict finally makes one demand too many.

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SOUVENIR
- Dir. Luis Orti - Spain - 12m

Single mother Bea, has just moved into a new flat with her new baby when she receives a parcel from her estranged father, who’s now living in Africa.

Inside is a rather hideous looking tribal mask, which she promptly throws in the bin. But shortly afterwards, strange things begin to happen inside her apartment.

Competantly filmed, but for what was a 12min film, this one seemed a bit slow and we were left wondering just what it was that was wreaking havoc in her flat. 

Clearly it was connected to the tribal mask she received, but what it was exactly was never explained and seemed like a set up for a much longer feature.

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THE PROCEDURE 2 - Dir. Calvin Lee Reeder - Canada, 3m

Oh boy, I just KNEW we were in for some fun with this one. This is a follow up to a 2016 short film, about a person who is drugged, abducted, strapped to a table and forced to undergo an unusual “procedure” before being released.

This time, it happens to be a hapless jogger, who by means of a tripwire and an unseen assailant with a syringe, is taken away and similarly finds himself strapped to a table and forced to undergo a similar procedure as the last victim.

Defintely the funniest of the bunch, this had the audience in hysterics, and seemed unable to control their laughter until well into the next film (me being no exception).

If you want more of an idea as to what this is about. The first film, The Procedure, is viewable online on Vimeo

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TOE - Dirs. Charles Thurman & Neal O'Bryan - US - 7m

A gothic, stop motion, animated tale of a young lad, who lives in a dilapidated shack, and is desperately looking for something to eat.

Not having any luck catching the local wildlife, when he comes across a big toe buried in the dirt, he decides to cook and eat that instead. But unfortunately, the old witch who the toe belonged to, wants her digit back and decides to come looking for it.

Done in the style of a Tim Burton animation (Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas etc), this was another story apparently based on an old American folk tale, namely The Witch and her Toe. Which you may be familiar with if you saw the horror film “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” earlier this year.

A very dark, and surreal ghostly tale.
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UNMADE - Dir. Steven Sheil - UK - 10m

Unmade, which was the second short film of the evening to feature a loved one trying to contact a deceased partner, sees a young girl visiting a psychic medium who she hopes will allow her to speak to her former boyfriend.

But having made contact, it seems she wants to do more than just talk to him and having given her ex a firm piece of her mind, proceeds to show him that even in death, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Was interesting to see this on the screen as it was actually written and directed by Steven Sheil, who is one of the directors of the Mayhem Festival and is no stranger to making films, having written and directed the 2008 horror “Mum and Dad”.

A short but effective ghostly chiller, although being the militant atheist that I am, struggle to take supernatural horrors seriously.

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WILD LOVE - Dirs. Paul Autric, Quentin Camus, Maryka Laudet, Léa Georges, Zoé Sottiaux & Corentin Yvergniaux - France - 7m

Last, but by no means least in the scary shorts line up came the animated short WILD LOVE. In which a a young couple hiking through the mountains in France accidentally drop one of their climbing sticks over the edge of a cliff, impaling a hapless beaver down below.

The other beavers are suitably outraged, and shortly afterwards, the young couple are running for their lives as the beavers proceed to attack them in a suitably cartoonish fashion.

To summarise, if Pixar films made a horror movie, it would look exactly like this. The audience were in hysterics and it was a fantastic film to close the scary shorts showcase on.

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And that was the end of the scary shorts. 

The Mayhem Film Festival is organised by Chris Cooke and Steve Sheil and takes place Mid-October each year at the Broadway Cinema Nottingham.



Sunday, 13 October 2019

Mayhem Film Festival report 2019 - Day 3

On Saturday the 12th of October I once more headed back to the Broadway cinema in Nottingham for Day 3 of the Mayhem Festival, for yet another mixed bag of films. 


THE POOL

Kicking Saturday’s viewings off was the Thai Killer Croc film THE POOL. In which an unfortunate member of a film crew, who is sent to finish tidying up the set at a disused swimming pool, has a slight mishap and becomes trapped inside one of the disused pools.

With 6 meter high walls, and no way of climbing back out, he soon finds his problems are only just beginning, when an escaped Crocodile falls into the empty pool with him and he is forced to fight off repeated attacks by the croc.

A film which proves not only that if something can go wrong, it will. But also, just when you think things couldn’t possibly get any worse, they invariably will. 

This was great fun and a huge hit with the crowd, which had everything you would expect from a killer Croc film and an ending that was just oh, so wrong..

View the trailer on YouTube.

SHE NEVER DIED

The second film of the day, SHE NEVER DIED by director Audrey Cummings (Tormented) was, for me, the film I was most intrigued to see. Being a sequel of sorts to the 2015 film “He Never Died” which starred Henry Rollins.

Continuing the theme from that film, we’re introduced to socially awkward loner, Lacey (Olunike Adeliyi – TV’s American Gods), who is living rough on the streets. But we soon realise she’s no ordinary homeless person, as low-life criminals that cross her path quickly come to an untimely demise.

But when she crosses paths with a gang of human traffickers, who like making their own internet snuff videos, matters quickly begin to escalate between her and the gang in a series of bloody confrontations.

Written by Jason Krawczyk, who wrote and directed the original, this was my favourite film of the festival so far and proved a huge hit with other festival goers. As Lacey goes around killing bad guys Terminator style, who are looking to feature her in their next web-video. 

If you loved the original, you'll love this. But you'll be pleased to know you don't actually need to see the previous movie to know what's going on. There's also a very interesting set up for a potential third film, which I eagerly look forward to.

View the Trailer on YouTube 

SOMETHING ELSE

Next up was one of the more bizarre films of the festival, SOMETHING ELSE (AKA After Midnight). Being part domestic drama, about a guy dealing with the fact his relationship is on the rocks. And Part monster movie, as he repeatedly finds himself having to defend his home each night with his shotgun, against some sort of unseen monster, that keeps trying to break in.

A bit of a slow burner, this was a very bizarre film, that constantly flips between this couple trying to sort out their domestic troubles one day, then him having to fight off this unseen beast at night the next.

The film was written and co-directed by Jeremy Gardner, who also pays the lead role and who also wrote and directed the 2012 zombie film The Battery, which he worked on with co-director Christian Stella. That one was also a bit of a slowie and explored similar themes about relationships against a backdrop of people fighting for their lives.

The film was however a crowd pleaser and the ending was certainly one of the biggest WTF moments I’ve ever experienced in a cinema.

View a clip of the film on YouTube.

The Mayhem short films showcase was up next, featuring a mixed bag of short films from around the world, which I will be reviewing separately shortly. After which it was onto the penultimate film of the evening.

THE GANGSTER THE COP THE DEVIL

The fourth feature length film of the day, the Korean action/crime/thriller THE GANGSTER THE COP THE DEVIL, provided a radical change of pace from the bizarre tongue-in-cheek nature of the previous films.

A group of cops are trying to track down a serial killer, who has been targeting people at random with no apparent motive. But when the killer inadvertently tries to kill a mafia boss (Dong-seok Ma – Train to Busan), the stakes get a whole lot higher.

Having barely survived the stabbing, he orders his men to track the guy down before the cops get him. Whereas the cops are desperately trying to get this guy, so they can close their case files on all these murder, before the gangsters chop him up. All while the killer continues to taunt them both.

A brilliantly violent thriller, in which dodgy criminals and gung-ho cops try to outwit each other. This one was another hit with the crowd and was another one of my favourite films of the evening (which is more than can be said for the next film).

View the Trailer on YouTube.

VAMPIRES KISS

Here I must confess, I refused to stick around for the final film of the evening. Which was the 1988 “comedy” horror Vampires Kiss, starring Nicholas Cage. As you are no doubt aware, I detest Nicholas Cage with a vengeance and steadfastly refuse to watch any of his movies where possible.

So having already been subjected to one film of his this weekend, decided to give this one a miss and head back to the hotel.

But for those wondering what its about (according to the IMDB), its about a stockbroker (Cage) who thinks he’s turning into a vampire after being given a lovebite by some girl, and is essentially just 90mins of him hamming it up.

My friends that stayed behind to watch it did apparently find it funny, but not for the right reasons. The trailer tells you pretty much all you need to know.

View the trailer on YouTube

And thus concluded Day 3 of the Mayhem Film Festival

The Mayhem Festival is on between 10-13 October at the Broadway Cinema, Nottingham.
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Saturday, 12 October 2019

Mayhem Film Festival report 2019 - Day 2

Day 2 of the Mayhem Film Festival, as always, is the day they tend to squeeze in the wierder, arty films in the festival and this year certainly produced some unusual films.


VIY

The obscure 1967 Russian horror film VIY (pronounced "Vee"), also known as “Spirit of Evil”, kicked off the days screenings.

Set in medieval times, three young Russian Priests get lost whilst travelling through the countryside and end up seeking refuge at a remote farm. Unfortunately, the occupant turns out to be a witch, complete with flying broomstick (yes, REALLY) which one of the priests ends up beating to near death.

Fleeing back to their school, one of them is surprised when he finds himself summoned to a nearby village to say prayers for a recently deceased young girl. But it turns out the girl is the witch in disguise. And his task, to remain locked in the church with the body for 3 nights reciting prayers, ends up being a battle of survival, as the young priest is forced to fend off demonic attacks each night with his prayers and incantations.

I was pleased that Mayhem screened an English dubbed version, rather than a sub-titled print and it was actually a surprisingly enjoyable film. Not one I would usually watch, but was glad that I did. The special effects for the era were extremely good and was rather like watching a 1960s version of The Evil Dead.

If you are interested in checking this out for yourself, Severin Films are planning a Blu-Ray release in the near future.

View the trailer on YouTube.  

SWORD OF GOD

Keeping with the medieval religious theme, Polish director Bartosz Konopka’s historical drama SWORD OF GOD (AKA The Mute) was up next, making it’s UK premier.

A couple of Polish knights arrive at a remote island (not sure where, but looks kind of Scandinavian?) with the intent of converting the pagan natives to christianity.

Seems they have fallen out of favour with the king and are hoping if they can get the natives to convert, where previous christian missionaries have failed, it will curry some favour with him, as he is arriving there with an army in a few months time. And so the two set about trying to win the natives over.

Exploring themes of religious conquest and colonialism, I must admit this wasn’t really my cup-of-tea and although visually very stunning and extremely well filmed, will probably hold little interest for horror fans, being a drama.

Also, being in Polish with English subs, I found it a little hard to follow. Particularly as when the natives spoke in their own tongue, there were no subs (which I assume was intentional). Although what really threw me, was there a couple of scenes where the Polish knights suddenly started speaking English and it displayed Polish sub-titles?

The film has not yet secured a distribution deal in the UK to my knowledge, although I believe a US release is imminent.

View the trailer on YouTube

GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR

GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR, from Director Travis Stevens, who produced “We Are Still Here” and “68 Kill”, was the third film of the day. Which examines the pitfalls of attempting home renovation in a haunted house.

A former investment broker (played by former wrestler CM Punk), whose had some run ins with the law, hopes to make a fresh start with his wife after buying an old property in the Chicago suburbs, which he proceeds to renovate so he can move her and their upcoming child into.

But all does not go as well as planned, as he is plagued with strange noises, strange visions and even stranger visitors. Seems the house has something of a history, but these walls don’t drip blood. Instead they ooze, what looks like, a very different type of bodily fluid. I won’t say what it looks like, but the fact the house used to be a brothel many years ago may have something to do with it

Arguably my favourite film of the day, basically this was another twist on the old haunted house tale, but was a rather enjoyable one. Even though I noticed distinct similarities between this and Series 1 of American Horror Story (Murder House).

So if you enjoyed that, or you like films like The Amityville Horror, or more recently The Witch in the Window, you should like this.

View the trailer on YouTube.

COLOUR OUT OF SPACE

I had much trepidation as I approached the fourth film of the day, THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE. As those who know me, will know how much I detest Nicholas Cage and the lengths I will generally go to avoid his films.

But as this marked the return of Director Richard Stanley, who’s been missing in action since his ill fated “Island of Dr Moreau” in 1996 (the on set problems were so legendary, they became subject of a documentary in 2015). I decided I’d have to bite the bullet. So after getting tanked up at the bar, settled down to watch it.

Was actually quite pleasantly surprised, I feared this would be another nonsensical arthouse pic like Cage’s previous film Mandy. But was relieved to find it was, more or less, a straight horror/sci-fi pic. With Nicholas Cage, despite receiving top billing, actually being relegated to a supporting role. With the focus being on the teenage children and a scientist from the local University.

Loosely based on a tale by HP Lovecraft, a small meteorite crashes down on farmland, where Nicholas Cage lives with his family. Soonafter, the meteor dissapears, but strange things start to affect the farm.

Strange foliage starts to grow, strange insects begin to appear, some of his farm animals begin to take on a grotesquely hideous appearance and everyone is at each others throats. But being in the middle of nowhere and with the strange alien activity also affecting their phones, TV and their car, they find themselves stuck.

Overall, I enjoyed it to a large extent, but the film just seemed to go off the rails at the end as the alien activity gets worse and things become farcical. Which seemed to be the general consensus of the audience.

Would have been MUCH better had Nic Cage not been involved, who’s hammy performance had the audience in fits of laughter. Whether this will be Richard Stanley’s big comeback remains to be seen, but a UK release is apparently forthcoming for those who are curious and can stomach Nic Cage.

View the trailer on YouTube.  

THE HIDDEN

The evening concluded with a screening of the cult 1987 sci-fi horror film THE HIDDEN from director Jack Sholder (Nightmare on Elm Street 2)

Storywise, the plot revolves around LAPD detective Tom Beck (Michael Nouri) who is trying to find out why apparently ordinary, law biding citizens are going on the rampage, robbing banks, stealing cars and killing people for fun.

Enter enigmatic FBI agent Lloyd Gallagher (Kyle MacLachlan – TVs Twin Peaks) who informs him these crimes are in fact the work of all one person and, despite outgoing appearance, they’re not human.

Filled with gun fights and car chases, as the two try and track down who, or whatever, is behind these violent robberies. This one is terrific fun and is a personal favourite of mine.

THE HIDDEN may have passed you by, indeed Friday the 13th fans may be surprised to learn that "Jason Goes to Hell" actually ripped off the central premise from this film, but proved nowere near as entertaining. So if you haven’t seen this, then I would heartily recommend it to you, as it’s tremendous fun and it was great seeing this on the big screen.

View the trailer on YouTube.

And so ended Day 2 of the Mayhem Fetsival 

The Mayhem Festival is on between 10-13 October at the Broadway Cinema, Nottingham.


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Friday, 11 October 2019

Mayhem FIlm Festival report 2019 - Day 1

Thursday the 10th of October saw me make my annual pilgrimage to the Broadway Arts Cinema in Nottingham for the start of the 2019 Mayhem Film Festival. For 4 whole days of horror, exploitation and general weird films from around the globe. 


EXTRA ORDINARY

Things kicked off in a spectacular fashion with the horror comedy "Extra Ordinary". Set in Ireland, the film revolves around a hapless driving instructor named Rose (played by Irish comedian Maeve Higgins) who became sort of infamous many years ago, for appearing in a series of paranormal videos with her father, in which they would exorcise ghostly spirits.

Trying to put the past behind her following her fathers death, the poor woman has grown heartily sick of the phone calls from people claiming to be plagued by poltergeists or asking if she can contact deceased loved ones and just wants to focus on her new job.

But it seems her past might be about to catch up with her, as an ageing rock star, Christian Winters (Will Forte – TVs The Last Man on Earth) who’s been dabbling in the dark arts, possesses the daughter of one of her clients. Hoping a ritual sacrifice to the devil will revitalise his fame and fortune.

This was a real hit with the crowds, packed with off-kilter humour, subtle (and not so subtle) nods to various horror films and a hilarious end battle which puts a whole new shine on the phrase “cinematic climax”. As Rose and the girls father try and rescue his daughter.

Co director Mike Ahern was there to introduce the film and do a Q&A afterwards, footage of which will appear on my YouTube channel shortly. 


For more info visit the films Facebook and Twitter pages. 

Visit the films Official Website.

View the trailer on YouTube.

DANIEL ISN'T REAL

Sticking with the ghostly theme came the second and final film of the opening night, “Daniel isn’t Real”. Which marked a very different tonal shift from the light hearted nature of the previous film.

Richard (Andrew Bridges), is a teenage student with a troubled past, who thinks he may be developing the same mental health issues as his mother and becoming delusional. After an imaginary childhood friend named Daniel, that he vanquished from his memories many years ago, suddenly resurfaces.

His psychiatrist initially tells him not to worry, and to embrace his imagination. Which initially seems to go rather well, as Daniel (Patrick Schwarzenegger – Arnie’s son), though seemingly imaginary, shows him how to become more confident and less introverted, and suddenly Richard becomes extremely outgoing, is a hit with the ladies and starts flying through his exams.

But when things take a sinister turn and Richard starts doing rather nasty things to people that he has no recollection of, he begins to wonder if he’s sliding into Schizophrenia, or maybe his imaginary friend isn’t really imaginary?

Directed by Adam Egypt Mortimer (Holidays, Some Kind of Hate), this was an interesting film in which you’re never really too sure whether Richard is just ill, or there really is something to this Daniel character he thinks he's imagining. Whilst this wasn’t really my sort of horror film, it certainly went down well with the crowd. But if anyone can figure out what the ending was about, please let me know!

Visit the films Facebook and Twitter pages.

View the trailer on YouTube.


And that concluded Day 1 of the festival.

The Mayhem Film Festival is on now at the Broadway cinema Nottingham and runs from the 10th - 13th October


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